hey little girl want some candy Ten reasons trick or treating is better then sex < Mr_Mur_der > 09/28 19:48:10 10.You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the morning after. 1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

doesn't everyone?

agreed. :)

#11 In trick or treating guys usually last longer than two minutes

AMEN!

There is one way where trick r treating is worse In sex you don't have to worry about the parents standing 10 feet away watching the whole thing for safety reasons

nah I'ld be teaching my parents.. so that would still be win-win i like to be watched :)

The fact of your existence proves your parents already know the basics

oh yes! the basics= lights out, my shirt is staying on, and i'm on top.. if you even so much as reach for a nipple i'll bite ur fingers off. don't get any ideas, and make this quick i have a hair appointment in half an hour that's my parents.. very very sad.

How do you know your parents are like that? How many times did you watch them have sex? You're a kinky boy, you. hahah

read profile i'm a GIRL. LOL. And.. my mom and i are open about certain things because she wants to understand how i got so damn kinky and why i get to have all the experiences

I know. I made a mistake I was talking to another person on another forum and I got my mind stuck in wrong gear. My apologies. I wasn't mostly teasing with you, no harm meant

s'okay

I WAS teasing. (not weasn't as I typed) *digs deeper hole*

want me to fill it in for you

haha. I'm good I just need a break.

^weasn't? Fuck! I can't type fer shittttt. Time fo a break. Take care Ownedbyaman, see ya later

adios

Oh god.. I thought my mom Found me on Fetlife.. And then I was like.. Wait.. what was she doing on there?? I kept having visions of my stepfather in chaps and leather Oi biscut giving me a half hour lecture on the proper execution of halh-hitch knot tying :P

yea but remember its the quality of the x minutes. The ave. male cums in less than x minutes. A porn movie is a culmination of many sessions with the cumming of the male cut out until the end.

who the hell needs porn anyway? I get my needs taken care of daily, including a fisting session or two.. and I'm still the tightest he's ever had.