masturbation I like to jack off & would sure like to with someone

Would it matter to you if I only had one nut?

back off! you're in the wrong city!!! hahaha! ;) good question Nola. so mr.carpenter - one nut, how about it?

yeah, disfiguring misfortunes, such as huge nose say, so funny, I know, right?

I have 2, thanks, but would never make fun of someone who didn't. I mean, you don't have any, and I've never said a thing 'til now. D'OH!

Stop twitching and read for a second. This is referencing a thread just below this one. Why don't you read it fully and then come back here. You're making suppositions again, it's not flattering to you. Go on now!

read both, thanks. Have you considered a rhinoplasty? Seriously. See how much fun it is, Nola?!

I got my Grandmother's button nose- I would NEVER change it. It's adorable and if you ever saw it in person you'd agree. Which it sounds like might happen if Chicago is destroyed by a natural disaster or something. The SF'ers would gladly welcome you with open arms! (Some of them might have straitjackets in them, but they'd be open nonetheless.)

you stop being nice to me THIS INSTANT before I am compelled to return the favor!

Which one of the many personalities in your head said that ?? We do know that you have multiple personalities and or voices in your head.

oh. ok. LMAO!

And yet step away I must, off to the gym. Ta.

No, you'd wish them dead.

you only have one? I'm sorry. Don't die on my account.

i'm confused.

You’re like that socially inept kid who walks up and says “hey guys what are you doing?” right as everyone else is getting ready to ambush some asshole with our super soakers ruining the whole thing. You just don’t know when to keep your stupid fucking mouth shut, do you?