handcuffed in a public bathroom a sign on my chest says lick or kick with an arrow pointing to my balls. What would you do?

well, i wouldn't be going in the men's bathroom.

Even if it's one of those places where the women have like two stalls, and the men have 5 stalls plus a row of urinals, and there are about 300 women at the event and only 10 men? I've slipped into the men's room before, in such situations.

i have while someone stood watch ;)

Thing is, guys don't mind sharing, we understand the issue and laugh it off. As long as you don't cut the line 'cause we have business to attend to also.

I would use an empty stall for myself, and then wash my hands when I was done. I might say hello to you, if you seemed friendly. But I don't lick or kick strangers.

so polite!

Hey, beats that lady in the French restrooms who wants to be tipped for handing you a square of tissue paper.

I'm a big girl. I can wipe myself.

lol good because I really didn't want to have to help you with that :P

Roll my eyes and leave.

what if the sign said please or person wouldn't let you leave till you did

Wouldn't let me leave? I suppose I'd use my cell phone to security. That would be horrible. I'm really not a fan of the non-consensual stuff. Blech. The forum is all weird tonight. Good-night, folks!

well, THAT changes everything... *snort*

Is this person a car sales person? Since my cell goes with me I'd simply x-x-x and report an active kidnapping. May end up just being detaining without consent but I believe it would result in the desired affect.

Handcufed dude is going to stop me from leaving? I'd pee first and laugh about it. Maybe pee on the handcuffed dude, just for smiles. Like that arcade game where you shoot water in the clowns mouth. Probably just say hi or excuse me. I can actually be polite at times.

good idea.